That’s what she said.
Too many choices.
That’s the problem for us women today,
We just have too many choices.
Too many choices.
Like the idea that all the infinite possibilities that women could pursue
is whittled down to the same principle of picking your dinner.
Too many choices.
When you go to a one of those big pub chains and you unfold the double sided 5 paged and your like I don’t know what to have there are just too many choices
That’s just the way that women feel.
Me.
I’m a woman.
That I don’t know whether to have the lasagna or the salad.
and I’ll spend ages thinking about it
and the waitress comes over
and I ask for more time.
And lasagna or salad
lasagna or salad
salad and lasagna?????
And just when I’m convinced the choice is whittled down to two and I’m just about to leap off and commit to one
I see it.
The Mexican section.
And its there and I think what ever was i thinking going for lasagna when i could have an enchilada
or a burrito
or a fajita?
Then I think well aren’t these things all the same thing?
Just wraps in different varieties?
And they have a whole section on wraps.
And I love wraps.
They are all there.
Duck in Hoisin Sauce with iceberg lettuce and cucumber
Southern fried chicken with BBQ sauce
(less bothered about this one)
Chicken, bacon and tomato.
And Oh Mer Gerd!
They have goats cheese. With beetroot and carrot and baby spinach.
That does sound great.
Yep really good.
Like well tasty.
I mean it is a bit of a risk.
having something with that little ‘v’ next to it in a pub that could probably fund its own abatoir with the high levels of meat on this menu.
but no this is good.
great actually.
yep and I’m sure that’s what I’m going to say as the waitress comes over but when she says
what would you like?
It just happens
the words just fall out of my mouth
and I say a cheese burger in a brioche bun with onion rings and side salad and skin on fries.
That. That there.
That is just like the problem for us women today.
Too Many Choices.
Goodman 